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World Health Observatory is a satirical website and its contents should not be considered as health advice. But it can be considered as a way to frame the world – and sadly, your place in it.

If you are unwell, or seek legitimate information on health issues, this is not the place for you. Neither is it intended for people under the age of 18. And for fuck’s sake do not go to shifty websites or social media for health advice; seek out a trained medical practitioner – some good ones still exist out there.

We use invented names in all our stories, except where companies and public figures are being satirised. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

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We don’t intend to cause any offence, but, you know, if it’s funny, well…